The single best office prank, ever.
LOOK at this NOISY BORZOI
it isn’t helpful, you disappearing all the time.
“For three weekends, 47 Dachshunds, more commonly known as Sausage Dogs, will attempt to solve the world’s Human Rights issues.”
this was so fucking important
"And they still accomplished more than the actual U.N."
Algernon Cadwallader | In Response To Irresponsibility
life hack: remember to compliment people on qualities other than their looks. remind them of their kindness, thoughtfulness, and intelligence. tell them about how powerful and capable they are.